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Comedyfessional 

A consummate comedy entertainment professional at the top of the comedy game ; a packaged & polished comedienne or comic pro with impeccable entertainment and global biz acumen, natural comedic talents, timing and impeccable branding skills supported by comedy revenue stream infrastructure.
The Comedyfessional In Chief is the ultimate Comedyfessional. Whoopie Goldberg, Jim Carey, Dave Chappelle , Robin Williams, Adam Sandler, Cheech Marin, Cedric The Entertainer, Paul Rodriguez, George Lopez, Joey Medina, Alex Reymundo, Steven Colbert, Katt Williams are just a few examples of Comedyfessionals.
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Comedyfessional In Chief 

Comedy Visionary

President of a Successful , Innovative Comedy Conglomerate

Creative Comedy Writer - Producer - Director
Master @ Next Level Comedy & Edutainment Networks
High End Comedy Club Owner
An influential political figure operating in the field of comedy.
A hostess or host of a red carpet comedy event.

THE Comedy (Boss Bitch) Professional In Charge.
Comedyfessional In Chief is the prestigious title bestowed upon the Managing Director of Comedyfessionals worldwide.

The Comedyfessional In Chief signs and cashes comedy checks!

Comedyfessional In Chief signs new bills into comedy law.

Comedyfessionalism 

One part comedy + one part swagga

Comedy entertainment platforms that transcend culture or race. Multicultural comedy.

The "game" or industry of next level network comedy.

The manner in which Comedyfessionals execute given tasks.
The way in which Comedyfessionals deal with others, keeping them in their "place."

This doesn't have to be completely professional --- remember --- its comedy!
She managed the project and the staff with true comedyfessionalism, the likes of which have never before been seen.

Comedyfessionals upgrade the game with comedyfessionalism.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004