Comedyfessional

A consummate comedy entertainment professional at the top of the comedy game ; a packaged & polished comedienne or comic pro with impeccable entertainment and global biz acumen, natural comedic talents, timing and impeccable branding skills supported by comedy revenue stream infrastructure.

The Comedyfessional In Chief is the ultimate Comedyfessional. Whoopie Goldberg, Jim Carey, Dave Chappelle , Robin Williams, Adam Sandler, Cheech Marin, Cedric The Entertainer, Paul Rodriguez, George Lopez, Joey Medina, Alex Reymundo, Steven Colbert, Katt Williams are just a few examples of Comedyfessionals.

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Comedy Visionary

President of a Successful , Innovative Comedy Conglomerate

Creative Comedy Writer - Producer - Director
Master @ Next Level Comedy & Edutainment Networks
High End Comedy Club Owner
An influential political figure operating in the field of comedy.
A hostess or host of a red carpet comedy event.

THE Comedy (Boss Bitch) Professional In Charge.

Comedyfessional In Chief is the prestigious title bestowed upon the Managing Director of Comedyfessionals worldwide.

The Comedyfessional In Chief signs and cashes comedy checks!

Comedyfessional In Chief signs new bills into comedy law.

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Comedyfessionalism

One part comedy + one part swagga

Comedy entertainment platforms that transcend culture or race. Multicultural comedy.

The "game" or industry of next level network comedy.

The manner in which Comedyfessionals execute given tasks.
The way in which Comedyfessionals deal with others, keeping them in their "place."

This doesn't have to be completely professional --- remember --- its comedy!

She managed the project and the staff with true comedyfessionalism, the likes of which have never before been seen.

Comedyfessionals upgrade the game with comedyfessionalism.

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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