Colossal Fuck 

Colossal Fuck - An insult towards a tremendously slow and overweight person who's weight may exceed 300+ pounds of body fat.

Wow, that guy is one colossal fuck.

You're a colossal fuck!

Colossal Fuck by ThyAwesomePossum November 1, 2013

Colossal Fuck Trumpet 

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using

Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?

Colossal Fuck Trumpet by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024

colossal fuckup 

basically when you had fucked up but to a much great extent.

Person 1: Dude my dog shitted all over the neighbor's yard
Person 2: now that's a colossal fuckup

colossal fuckup by KarateMachinery August 16, 2018

Collossal Thunder Fuck 

Noun. A Collossal Thunder Fuck is a term that applies to a women of the obese variety engaging in sexual intercourse with a skinny man.
Adjective. Extremely potent Marijuana

"I enjoy the bigger women, I would like to get my skinny ass a Collossal Thunderfuck under my belt before i ship out to Afghanistan"

"This Marijuana smells delectable". "Yeah i know, It's some collossal thunder fuck for sure.

Collossal Thunder Fuck by NSROOP May 17, 2010