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Colonel By S.S. 

A hidden country club off the aviation parkway conviniantly placed so that its students have no where to go while skipping classes or lunch hour. Not that anyone actually tries to skip classes because of acedemically driven pressure. The typical Colonel By student wears Aeropostale but mostly American Eagle up until the end of their freshman year when they realize that its not actually cool. The male population will continue to dress axactly the same even after this revelation until the end of highschool, but the female population will make the dramatic switch over to American Appareal.

Prom at Colonel By S.S. is a big deal for most acedemic students because after highschool most of them will become a real wife of Atlanta or in other cases an olympic rower, wrestler or rugby athlete. However for those in the IB program plan to spend the next nine years of their lives persuing post-secondary education so they will attend prom dispite their inability to feel comfortable in dressing robes.

People attending Colonel By S.S. don't really care what people think of them. They'll do dip more than any other istitution. And they'll brag about it too.
At a party*

Sally: so what school do you go to?

Fred: ST MATTS!! What about you?

Sally: I got to Colonel By S.S.

Fred: Oh, thats cool.

*conversation ends, sally remoulds with clique*
Colonel By S.S. by cynical-sally August 25, 2010
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Colonel By S.S (aka CB) is a rather famous high-school, known for being the only school in the OCDSB to offer the vigorous IB programme. Thus it is also very well-known for its "very high" academic standards. What is not common knowledge though, is the fact that an alarmingly great portion of the IB student body are in reality, rather weak in mathematics, english, etc. Additionally, it is very true that CB loses in every single sport EXCEPT senior girls' volleyball. However, they do have a very cool and unique media course named "CougarVision", where the grade 12 students taking the course are responsible for the announcements via a news channel format.

Additional info:
Colonel By S.S was named after Lieutenant-Colonel John By; he has founded Bytown and supervised the construction of the Rideau Canal.
Mike: "Yo Logan, Lisgar Collegiate Institute is such a weird school."
Logan: "Yeah, but it's so much better than Colonel By S.S."
Mike: "Ok, yeah, that's true..."
colonel by s.s. by Deee Seee March 7, 2017
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026