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Colonel By S.S. 

A hidden country club off the aviation parkway conviniantly placed so that its students have no where to go while skipping classes or lunch hour. Not that anyone actually tries to skip classes because of acedemically driven pressure. The typical Colonel By student wears Aeropostale but mostly American Eagle up until the end of their freshman year when they realize that its not actually cool. The male population will continue to dress axactly the same even after this revelation until the end of highschool, but the female population will make the dramatic switch over to American Appareal.

Prom at Colonel By S.S. is a big deal for most acedemic students because after highschool most of them will become a real wife of Atlanta or in other cases an olympic rower, wrestler or rugby athlete. However for those in the IB program plan to spend the next nine years of their lives persuing post-secondary education so they will attend prom dispite their inability to feel comfortable in dressing robes.

People attending Colonel By S.S. don't really care what people think of them. They'll do dip more than any other istitution. And they'll brag about it too.
At a party*

Sally: so what school do you go to?

Fred: ST MATTS!! What about you?

Sally: I got to Colonel By S.S.

Fred: Oh, thats cool.

*conversation ends, sally remoulds with clique*
Colonel By S.S. by cynical-sally August 25, 2010
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colonel by s.s. 

Colonel By S.S (aka CB) is a rather famous high-school, known for being the only school in the OCDSB to offer the vigorous IB programme. Thus it is also very well-known for its "very high" academic standards. What is not common knowledge though, is the fact that an alarmingly great portion of the IB student body are in reality, rather weak in mathematics, english, etc. Additionally, it is very true that CB loses in every single sport EXCEPT senior girls' volleyball. However, they do have a very cool and unique media course named "CougarVision", where the grade 12 students taking the course are responsible for the announcements via a news channel format.

Additional info:
Colonel By S.S was named after Lieutenant-Colonel John By; he has founded Bytown and supervised the construction of the Rideau Canal.
Mike: "Yo Logan, Lisgar Collegiate Institute is such a weird school."
Logan: "Yeah, but it's so much better than Colonel By S.S."
Mike: "Ok, yeah, that's true..."
colonel by s.s. by Deee Seee March 7, 2017

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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