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Colon High School 

A small school located in Colon, Michigan riding on the coattails of a single football state championship in 8-player after going 2-7 2 years before in 11-player. The school is also known for the amount "country boys/girls" with their dads old Cateye and/or the jeep "they saved a summer worth of pay to buy" that was 15k. But you also have the real country boys/girls who roll up in a rusty Xj with cut fenders. The graduating classes are around 50 students give or take depending on how many assignments are actually graded.

Forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes I attended Colon High School
I gradimatated from Colon High School.
Colon High School by SwervingIrvin December 13, 2021
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Colony High School 

A high school situated between Palmer and Wasilla Alaska. This school was built and then sat for a number of years until they(the school district and state) decided they should actually use the building. The school is of steel construction and uses bricks to make it look like a prison. The windows are very small so they give you a feeling like your creepy and insane english teacher is going to diddle you. The carpet is of baby green, from the color of the freshmens pants when the notorious juniors jump them. This school is considered a "Prep" school, as most of the neighborhoods are of medium class families, and of rich snotty, or poor Butte mutes that didnt want to go to Palmer high school. The school has a relatively lower drug use rate, as these rich white kids drink and get plenty of DUI's.
Bob "Hey, let's go hangout at the bowling alley Alex."
Alex "Nah, I'd rather not be a snotty Colony High School kid"

Bob "Hey, that kid drives a new chevy volt"
Alex "Must be a rich white kid with eco terrosists for parents, probably goes to Colony High School."
Colony High School by Chuck Houston November 14, 2011

Coon Rapids High School 

Coon Rapids High School (CRHS) is the most ghetto school in Anoka county. All the girls are fake and all the guys want are nudes. The teachers are annoying asf and assign so much homework for no reason. Our sports suck and all the guys think they’re gonna go pro. Also known as Coon Ratchet.
Oh you go to Coon Rapids High School? You must be ghetto...

coon rapids high school 

coon rapids high school is ghetto asf and the kids there are really weird and wear black carhart hats
yo did you see donald trump
yeah he must go to coon rapids high school
coon rapids high school by sylastockx February 16, 2021
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