Colombian wristwatch

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.

The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

Columbian wristwatch

A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.

Chris tried to fuck the Colombians over so they gave him a new Columbian wristwatch.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017