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Colombian wristwatch

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.
The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017
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