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college degree 

Something an ou tard will never own, specifically, Noah, Norman "Nick", or Henry.
Lol, that ou tard will never obtain a college degree because she went to the University of Okla(HOE)ma.
college degree by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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College Degree 

A fancy sheet of paper that has no significance when in the hands of a woman.
You cant grab a great personality or motorboat a college degree.
College Degree by Jdiamwmgy June 29, 2010

College degree 

Worthless trash, meant to be thrown straight in the trash can.
I have a master's degree and i work at Domino's, boy do i regret going to college. My college degree is trash.

BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) 

BS: Bull Shit
MS: More of the Same
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper
BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) really stand for Batchler of Science, Master of Science, and Doctorate of Philosophy.

college degrees 

There are three major college degrees one can achieve: B.S., M.S., and PhD. These initials stand for the following-

B.S.-bullshit
M.S.-more shit
PhD.-piled higher and deeper

class dismissed.
mick: hey, the new engineer's specs are all out of whack!! we'll never get this thing built with these numbers!!
rick: well, buddy, you've just discovered the secret to a college degree. it consists of B.S., M.S., and PhD.
dick: yeah, we all know that, butthead!
rick: are you sure? for these college degrees, the initials stand for bullshit, more shit, and piled higher and deeper!!!
everybody laughs; the engineer in question walks through and they laugh even harder
college degrees by earpuller June 22, 2006
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