Colder than a bitch in heat

When it's so cold that it is literally colder than a bitch in heat
"Dude my piss stream just froze completely solid mid piss! It's colder than a bitch in heat!" and your friend says, "No shit it's colder than a bitch in heat This shit is hella Montanan yo!"
by Montanan Man October 09, 2018
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