4 definitions by Mateo Shhhhh!

Ol' Spice

The film and stench on a cock that has not been cleaned for several days.

Keith: Xing Yang sucked my dick again!

Lamar: What! You ain't showered for 4 days, boy!

Keith: What can I say... She loves that Ol' Spice.

by Mateo Shhhhh! July 2, 2017

Stripotle

The act of performing a strip tease for a significant other in a Chipotle bathroom.

Sean: Yo. Where are Paul and Latisha? There burritos are getting cold?

Deon: Shit! They been in the bathroom for like 10 minutes.

Mark: Fuck... Latisha is probably working out a Stripotle on that fool!

by Mateo Shhhhh! July 1, 2017

"Jay"ng Bang

A phrase used by NFC North fans, born between 1976 and 1992, to describe their reaction to Jay Cutler's post NFC North playing career.

Rishad: Yo Colt!

Colton: Whad up?

Rishad: Won't be the same without Cutler being on the Bears this year. SUX, nih!

Colton: What you talkin' fo? You ain't heard he got grabbed by Miami?

Rishad: Nah, nah! Can't be!

Colton: Check out yo sports page!

Rishad: Holy shit. You're right!

Colton: "Jay"ng Bang!

by Mateo Shhhhh! August 6, 2017

Cockligraphy

The act of performing caligraphy on a penis.

I hate taking a shower at this gym! All these fucking dudes walking around with cockligraphy. Uhhhh!

by Mateo Shhhhh! July 1, 2017