A code emoji used to signify something sexual, inappropriate, and possibly illegal. They are used in online classified ads, texts, and whenever people are afraid/lazy to communicate directly.
Caroline: OMG! I was just texting with Bobo and he sent me a coji of dental floss! What does that even mean?
Nene: SMH...IDK! He is into some weird stuff. Send him an eggplant and a peach to see what he sends back.
The act of complaining with others as a part of a joint complaint or standard complaint without the motivation or ability to do anything about what they are complaining about. A Portmanteau of commiserate and jizz (from circlejerk).
Similar to a circlejerk except with complaining instead of praising.
Person 1: "Chicago is a tumor on the rest of IL"
Person 2: "IKR, we should become our own state"
Person 3: "Ya'll just cojizzerate"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."