Coitus Erectus 

Coitus Erectus (Latin: fucker, fuck-person, or motherfucker) is the scientific name for a new kind of homo sapiens sub-species, differentiated by the female having excessive bitchy tendencies, and the male's astonishing ability to nurse the phallus using his own oral cavity (Scientific: to suck one's own dick, to fuck one's self).

The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.

Having no reason to go out and find a mate, all the males of the Coitus Erectus sub-species died out within a generation.

Coitus Erectus by neonmafia October 13, 2014