Cofni

Man. Extremely incredible giant magnum chad dick, eats pussy and drinks hell. Makes it rain on them hoes. Imagine carrying whole država, that's what Cofni does. Absolute lad, always here for my homies. Drinks hell in 0.3 seconds, only sleeps when dead. Heaven isn't heaven without Cofni, Cofni definition of incredibleness. Instead of blood, Cofni has hell. Also, doesn't fucking hear shit, Cofni is immune to compliments and insults, since he can't hear them.

Man: Confi sine, nice narukvica bratmoi.
Cofni: a?
Man: Your narukvica is good.
Cofni: Hello?
FUckiNg man: JEbote Cof nice narukvica
Cofni: da

by ManCarryingDrzava February 13, 2021

Cognizant Carbs

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.

Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.

by Darren Besert May 6, 2018

Cognitohazard

Any information, event, place or person that is a mental hazard to see, hear or study. Doing so will only anger you or harm you.

Nikocado Avocado is a cognitohazard.

by Doctor Jekyll Spielmann October 21, 2021

checkpoint confidence

Checkpoint confidence is the feeling of safety you get after earning a checkpoint in a video game, that ups your tendency to do risky things now that you know you won't lose your last bit of hard earned progress if you are immediately killed.

"Why are you suddenly rushing them, Gavin? You'll die!"

"Yeah well I have checkpoint confidence right now."

by GhostOfRedditPast January 29, 2020

Confidence Check

A quick morale check, between two or more people, prior to entering into a situation in which a high level of confidence is required.

Paul: "Confidence check."

Mike: "90 percent."

Paul: "Good enough, now let's go make an approach on that 2-set"

by brandonmichaelblack.com March 14, 2012

Cofi11

The best Youtube channel ever to exist. Most popular for its hits "Medo Brundo jebanje" and "Debele nocne kurve iz MML-a". Soon to surpass Pewdiepie and officially become number 1.

A:Have you heard about Cofi11?
B:Yes his content is so lit. I low that channel.

by Drkalo MMl April 23, 2019

power coffin

A euphemism for just about any noun/verb you could think of

"Hey, dude. Wanna go power coffin Swervedriver vocalist, Adam Franklin with me?"
"You bet your juicing power coffin I do!"

by DEFEKATOR January 26, 2017