Coffeetivity

Coffeetivity is the productivity boost that you get after drinking coffee. It can be applied to anything from school work to picking up babes at the beach.

John: Hey, don't you have an essay due tomorow?
Jack: Crap, I completely forgot.
John: Better get yourself a cup of coffee, you could sure use the coffeetivity.

Jacob: Without coffeetivity I would have been up all night working. Thank god for coffee.
Michael: Dude, you're addicted to coffee.

by thecobb January 14, 2013

Coffeetabled

To get hit or be bit by a coffee table

James: don't worry about Daniel, he's harmless, he was coffeetabled as a child

by Yahooey12 July 7, 2019

coffeetable

Coffeetable describes the area of flesh between the asshole and the pussy of a girl.

She got totally horny when i massaged her coffeetable

by Lossreissender February 4, 2010

coffeetized

A word used to replace an expression of someone who is
not "with it", "awake yet", or "Has not had his jolt of Red Bull."

"Hey man, go get coffeetized first".

"No life before coffee!" or get coffeetized

by marv Prongue January 17, 2008