coffee monkey

There is only one coffee monkey and he lives in leicester, drinks alot of coffee, and used to go to jcc, now goes to WQEIC

Coffee monkey Is so Kewl and he drinks aload of coffee

by coffee monkey February 18, 2005

Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.

The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.

by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019