Coffee Lock

1.a huge fucking homo lock who blows his dad's cock.

2.a dildo loving cocaine whore.

3.a flaming ass monkey.

Related words: faggot, queer, homo

You look like a coffee lock with those pink short shorts on Steve.

by wtfnoobfan June 09, 2004

Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.

"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."

by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023