Coffee Boy 

Kirk Hammet's role during the production of St Anger because James wouldn't let him play guitar.

Kirk - "Check out this solo". James -" Quit yo jibba jabba and give me your guitar! Commercially selling out is the way forward! Make yourself usefull and go make me a coffee scrotum boy!"

Coffee Boy by SATANSFISHTANK November 1, 2003

Coffee Boy Complex 

When an individual does not fit under the category of an “e-boy” or a “fuck boy” but rather fits in the middle of both categories.

“Paulie, you straight up have a coffee boy complex (skinny jeans, loose fitting solid color shirt; typically a dark color, “artsy glasses”, longish hair, and sometimes a beanie).”

Coffee Boy Complex by lyd&han June 16, 2019

coffe boy 

Tends to hangout at the local Starbucks and has a tendency to participate in gay activities. Has to workout everyday so people with think he's not as queer as a three dollar bill

Did you see that coffe boy over there he sure is sweet!

coffe boy by 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 May 15, 2017

Save Coffeeboy 

A cry that has erupted from hundred of thousands of Ianto Jones fans after watching Russell T Davis ruthlessly kill him off in the latest series of Torchwood.

"Okay, first Tosh and Owen, now Ianto?? We're not letting you get away with it this time Russell T Death-Dealer.

Save Ianto Jones! Save Coffeeboy!"

Save Coffeeboy by Caelieth July 25, 2009

coffeeboy 

A person that will never ever be good enough for a real job, so they are stuck making coffee for people with real jobs.

That coffeeboy will be living with his parents forever.

That coffeeboy doesn't have a valid driver's license.

coffeeboy by the bruja January 7, 2010

Coffeeboy 

It's kpop, Coffeeboy!

Coffeeboy

Coffeeboy by Taenun June 6, 2022

coffeebot 

A robot dedicated to brewing and/or drinking coffee. See also urn; drip coffee maker; percolator.

Hey, coffeebot, I'll take a regular house brew.

coffeebot by coffeebot February 22, 2008