cockrocker

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.

Shut up cockrocker

by spencer February 1, 2003

cockrocker

someone who tries to get off someones dick, but cannot do to the depth it has gone up their ass

by siege October 12, 2003

Cockrocker

To fuck while playing Guitar, an act popularized by the band Afghan Banana Stand.

Screw Guitar Hero, lets play Cockrocker!

by Vondervoff August 18, 2008

cockrocker 3000

Harry Potter's first "broom"

Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."

by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

Cocksucker blues

A feeling of sadness and depression, but also anger and irritability among gay men that haven’t sucked cock for a while.

Gabi has the cocksucker blues again. It’s been a wile since he sucked some man meat.

by kam75xx December 31, 2017

fucking cocksucker motherfucker

Famous slur from the film "Usual Suspects"

Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker motherfucker!

by Loods October 5, 2007

cockblockery

The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.

This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.

by UncleShylock July 25, 2006