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cockrocker 

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.
Shut up cockrocker
cockrocker by spencer February 1, 2003
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cockrocker 

someone who tries to get off someones dick, but cannot do to the depth it has gone up their ass
cockrocker by siege October 12, 2003

Cockrocker 

To fuck while playing Guitar, an act popularized by the band Afghan Banana Stand.
Screw Guitar Hero, lets play Cockrocker!
Cockrocker by Vondervoff August 18, 2008

cockrocker 3000 

Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."
cockrocker 3000 by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

Cocksucker blues 

A feeling of sadness and depression, but also anger and irritability among gay men that haven’t sucked cock for a while.
Gabi has the cocksucker blues again. It’s been a wile since he sucked some man meat.
Cocksucker blues by kam75xx December 31, 2017

fucking cocksucker motherfucker 

Famous slur from the film "Usual Suspects"
Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker motherfucker!

cockblockery

The art and practice of cockblocking, generally in reference to intentional, rather than inadvertent, acts of cockblocking. However, this term can also be used to describe the tendencies of a person who possesses a certain oblivious demeanor that lends well to unintentional, albeit frequent, cockblocking activity.
This has to be at least the tenth time Stu has destroyed my chances. That guy's penchant for cockblockery knows no bounds.
cockblockery by UncleShylock July 25, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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