Cockpunch

Not just a word, but a way of life.

Dude I'm totally going to cockpunch that guido in the Ed Hardy ensemble.

by JReid July 26, 2009

Cockpunch

Semen, ejaculate, nut, sperm, jism.

"Last night, Lisa blew me and drank my cockpunch."

by Doward March 12, 2008

cockpunch

a punch to someones groin area

Bill drank Tom's last beer, so Tom gave him a cockpunch

by richard taylor April 25, 2003

cockpunch

A closed fist hitting of the male genitalia, meant to evoke surprise and/or pain.

Dave Haldane was not prepared for the extreme cockpunching he would receive for not giving Rachel a part in school's production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

by Johnny Hops May 04, 2005

cockpunch

The name of a hardcore band, and the action of punching somebody in the dick.

puncher: hey dude, guess what?
victim: what the fuck do you want, puncher?
puncher: alright I want you to look up real quick
victim: okay
puncher: COCKPUNCH! hahahahaha bitch!

by xphilcf297x July 14, 2009

cockpunch

A blow struck by a penis (typically in the face), usually in connection to the act of fellatio.

Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.

by Figleaf23 July 16, 2007

cockpunch

A punch in the groinal area, not to be mistaken for a beverage, especially not chicken soup.

When asked if he needed a good cockpunch, President Bush replied, "No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now."

by Downtown Red August 02, 2004