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cognizance 

The awareness that one is just a replaceable cog in the workforce of a large corporation.
Significant other, "Honey, how did it go at work today?"
Tired worker's response, "Cognizance!"
cognizance by l.c.sparky December 12, 2008
Related Words

Cocknizant 

From cognizant which means to be aware of, cocknizant is when a man stands so close to you that you become aware of his junk.
The dude was standing so close I became cocknizant.
Cocknizant by MrSazook January 19, 2017

Cocknizant 

The effect of becoming aware that you are a cum dumpster.
Julie became cocknizant last week so now she makes me buy her dinner before I can smash.
Cocknizant by KrustyCrabz April 24, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008