Cockney Wanker 

Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.

Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!

Cockney Wanker by Mike Read July 27, 2003

Cockney Wanker 

Person of London-sounding accent

"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"

Cockney Wanker by Stevie October 16, 2003

Cockney Wanker 

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.

Cockney Wanker by Dick Splash August 10, 2003