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Cockfunnel 

Cockfunnel \Kok-Fun-Nel; CockFonel\, Descriptive Noun:
An expletive used to elaborate on the intended parties tendencies to harvest or funnel several phallus's at once into his or hers various orifices. Reserved for describing characters lacking any real honor or moral substance.
Dude did you hear what Drew did to his ex girlfriend, That guy is such a fucking cockfunnel.
Cockfunnel by The Seeker January 17, 2008
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cock funnel 

One who funnels cocks into every orifice of their body.

Synonymous with slut, except it gives a more visual representation of what a girl who encompasses this name actually does. If her mouth is open, a cock is in it. If her legs are more than 15 degrees apart, there is a cock in her vagina.
You know that bitch Brandi? Yeah she's a total cock funnel to every extent of the word.
cock funnel by f1R3cr0tch January 9, 2011
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Cockfuel 

Clothing and/or situations involving females that have the tendency to fuel the cock.
Those tight little jeans and that tank top titty overload are bringing a truckload of cockfuel into town.
Cockfuel by Ltz1 October 16, 2011

Cockrunner 

The guy who fucks the cockstar star after her job as a “pornstar.” Usually the “legal” extra migrant worker with the biggest dick and balls figuratively.
My buddy Thumpy was a cockrunner for pornhub. He’d fuck the remainder talents without competition. So he sued the company. Facts
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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