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Cockblocktopus 

A guy who is so good at cock blocking that he can do it to several people at the same time like an octopus reaching out in all directions with its tentacles.
He was such a cockblocktopus last night every girl in the bar left early.
Cockblocktopus by Freddy Stiggers September 9, 2011

cockbloctopus 

n. One who aggresively cockblocks with excessive groping, a sign a the coming cockblocalypse.
That cockbloctopus had his hairy tentacles all over my date!
cockbloctopus by limesparx June 20, 2011

cockalocktapuss 

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...
" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*

cock blocktopus 

A person who seems to simultaneously cock block eight people.
Man, our group of eight friends stumbled upon this group of nine ladies, but one was such a cock blocktopus that none of us could get any play.
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026