cockblocktopus

A cockblocker so talented it seems that he can block 8 cocks simultaneously.

"Man, that cockblocktopus is killing that whole section of the bar".

by demar77 March 31, 2008

Cockblocktopus

A guy who is so good at cock blocking that he can do it to several people at the same time like an octopus reaching out in all directions with its tentacles.

He was such a cockblocktopus last night every girl in the bar left early.

by Freddy Stiggers September 9, 2011

cockbloctopus

n. One who aggresively cockblocks with excessive groping, a sign a the coming cockblocalypse.

That cockbloctopus had his hairy tentacles all over my date!

by limesparx June 20, 2011

cockalocktapuss

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...

" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*

by (we're ninjas, you can't know) January 7, 2010

cock blocktopus

A person who seems to simultaneously cock block eight people.

Man, our group of eight friends stumbled upon this group of nine ladies, but one was such a cock blocktopus that none of us could get any play.

by anthony nelson March 19, 2011