cock-eyed 

1. Someone who is cross-eyed

2. Describing a person's cross-eyed look when a penis is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.

That bitch seems to be cock-eyed.

cock-eyed by Mr. Slicerz October 16, 2005

cock-eyed 

When a girl hangs upside down and you shove your cock in her mouth and your balls hang infront of her eyes.

I cock-eyed your mom last night

cock-eyed by NowThatsQualityTV August 3, 2009

cock-eyed 

to describe somone who has focused on too much cock and is slightly cross- eyed, or has one eye looking to the center.

That bitch was cock-eyed!

cock-eyed by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Cock-eyed 

When a chick is giving you a blow job, her eyes focus in on the shaft giving the visual effect of her being....”cock-eyed”

Stacey looked so cock-eyed the other night when she was blowing me.

Cock-eyed by Trainwreck2019 September 13, 2019

Cock-eyed 

When something goes a direction it shouldnt

Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways

Cock-eyed by NotYourGirlfriend,Chris November 23, 2016

Cock-eyed 

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

Cock-eyed by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

Cock Eyed 

A person who cant see straight.

That fence is all over the place, whoever built it must have been cock eyed.

Cock Eyed by Matoman February 19, 2017