At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.
by Man Law7 February 14, 2007
Get the cock-blocked mug.1. when a guy who is interacting with a cute girl hoping to get ahead sexually is blocked from taking it farther by someone or something
2. either devine intervention, karma or poor luck preventing a guy from getting laid or succeeding sexual with a girl.
3. when a friend of either the guy or girl prevents the two from hooking up
2. either devine intervention, karma or poor luck preventing a guy from getting laid or succeeding sexual with a girl.
3. when a friend of either the guy or girl prevents the two from hooking up
I can't believe you just fucking cock-blocked me you prick, your like a cock-blocking dog that just pops up a the worst moment to fucking kill someones chance's of fucking scoring!
by calaco October 15, 2011
Get the cock-blocked mug.So today I got asked what does cock-blocked mean because I over heard one of me friends talking about it so I told this cock-blocked means to get in the way of your friend or aquentence that's trying to get it.
When tom tried to talked to Lucy he got cock-blocked by her friends.
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy
by roxxyfoxxyy November 8, 2018
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1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.
2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.
In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.
2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.
In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..
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{teased noncomittal
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
Get the cock-blocked mug.1) The prevention of a potential hook-up. Either done by a jealous friend/douschebag, or by an overprotective friend (Mother Hen) of the girl involved in potential hook up. (see game killer.
2) The act of "cutting" at a 4-way stop sign and "cock-blocking" someone who has waited thier turn at a stop sign.
2) The act of "cutting" at a 4-way stop sign and "cock-blocking" someone who has waited thier turn at a stop sign.
1) Guy 1: I'd really like to see you again.
Girl 1: I don't have to go home tonight.
Guy 2: Hey Carl, remember that time you shit yourself?
Girl 1: Ummm... I have somewhere to be...
2) This dumbass in a drivers ed car just cock blocked me at the stop sign. So I tailgated the fucker till he ran of the road, it was my turn at the stop sign, he needs to learn his place.
Girl 1: I don't have to go home tonight.
Guy 2: Hey Carl, remember that time you shit yourself?
Girl 1: Ummm... I have somewhere to be...
2) This dumbass in a drivers ed car just cock blocked me at the stop sign. So I tailgated the fucker till he ran of the road, it was my turn at the stop sign, he needs to learn his place.
by Keifer Jennings November 9, 2006
Get the cock blocked mug.Preventing a fellow male from tapping ass when hes going down the stretch. A man can cock block inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or asshole-ism.
"That loser couldn't get a chick for himself so he decided to hang around like a third wheel and cock blocked me instead."
by rick_james_bitch September 28, 2005
Get the cock blocked mug.1) To be cock blocked is when someone prevents you of hanging or talking to a girl of interest.
Cock block can happen when you are already talking to a girl(or guy) of interest alone and someone comes up and starts to talk and hang out with you.
2) Cock block can also happen litterly, when someone prevents you from having sexual intercourse with a female of interest.
Cock block can happen when you are already talking to a girl(or guy) of interest alone and someone comes up and starts to talk and hang out with you.
2) Cock block can also happen litterly, when someone prevents you from having sexual intercourse with a female of interest.
1) Moose and Kayleigh were hanging out together and Damion cock blocked Matt.
2) Matt and Kaitlyn were about to have sexual intercourse when some drunk walked into the room and cock blocked Matt.
2) Matt and Kaitlyn were about to have sexual intercourse when some drunk walked into the room and cock blocked Matt.
by Da-Moose_Productions December 4, 2007
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