Cock-Knot

Noun: The inability to ejaculate or urinate through the male sexual organ, the penis.

This happens because your dick is broken.

Noun: Someone who's appearance displeases you greatly, thus, removing the penile state of erection.

I tried to piss today, but it wouldn't come out... I must have a cock-knot.

Cock-Knot by Flavoured Wild Jesus July 2, 2003

Cock Knot 

It is the dried sliver on cum that is left on the inside of the urethra after not washing after sex. This may result in pain or may just be bothersome. This can refer to a person who is being annoying/bothersome.

Billy: Dude I made out with like twelve different chicks on vacation man, and I boned a chick at a water park!

Ron: Sure you did....

Becka: Your being a real douche right now...

Ron: Yeah stop being such a cock knot.

Cock Knot by TooDaFace July 26, 2010

cock knot 

a long ass cock tied into a neat bow

cock knot by metzz October 7, 2003

Cock knot 

A genuine Fuckstick you work with who thinks he knows everything but truly doesn’t, like not even close. Lacks basic experience and knowledge but tends to boast otherwise to make himself appear more valuable to a company. In truth, the Fuckstick costs the company much more than he’s worth. Simply put, a Cock Knot.

Our Cock Knot of a leader Couldn’t lead starving pigs to a shit filled slop trough even if they were starving

Cock knot by Evenflo October 17, 2021

Mongolian Cock Knot 

The act of three burly men scissoring

Saw these guys having quite the Mongolian Cock Knot on the steps of the White house lawn the other day.

Mongolian Cock Knot by FunterTundle February 14, 2023

Cock Knotting 

When you and your homies get together and are all feeling a little fruity so you decide to tie your dicks together in one big knot.

Last night Tommy, Nathan, and I had the best time cock Knotting.

Cock Knotting by TYL3R November 16, 2017

Cock-Knotted

The engorged tip of the K-9's phallus that sometimes manifests while engaged in coitus. It often causes dogs to be stuck together until swelling subsides.

Look, the dogs are humping in the street and they're stuck together. They must be cock-Knotted!

Cock-Knotted by ShiftAltNumlock December 4, 2025