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Cock-Knotted

The engorged tip of the K-9's phallus that sometimes manifests while engaged in coitus. It often causes dogs to be stuck together until swelling subsides.
Look, the dogs are humping in the street and they're stuck together. They must be cock-Knotted!
by ShiftAltNumlock December 4, 2025
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