A gay or bisexual male with an intense libido bordering on sex addiction. To be considered a cocksprocket, the person in question must be versatile in the bedroom, ie performs anal and/or oral sex in both giving and receiving positions. Used as a term of endearment/intimacy.
"Come here, you cocksprocket, and suck this cock."
"Be a goodlittle cocksprocket, boy, and put it in my ass."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!