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Cock Smuggler 

The act of trying to hide a boner in a group of people of public place.
I was a cock smuggler when the teacher called me up to the board.
Cock Smuggler by MSD12367 December 13, 2009

Cock Smuggler 

One who sneaks cock across the border of two countries in order to avoid paying taxes on said cock. Usually through posterior means.
Mikayla brought 150 cocks into this country illegally, she's a cock smuggler
Cock Smuggler by LTronHubbard October 6, 2008

Cock Smuggler 

The root of this word originates from the action of concealing dick and transporting across the border. This is typically done with a dick in the ass. This typically requires a gay man or a straight man who hasn't came out yet. But this term has come to mean someone who takes it regularly from illegals or foreign men typically referring to Mexicans.
Ivan goes to Mexico monthly and hooks up with plenty of young Latino men, he is the biggest "cock smuggler" I know.
Cock Smuggler by Shahin Roy October 26, 2011

cock smuggler 

one who cuddles with the cock and or recieves the cock into his or her ass hole,
The gay man was horny so he decided it was time for some cock smuggling. (what a fag.)
cock smuggler by Harry A. SShole October 31, 2003

Cock Smuggler 

One who loves to cozy up with the cock male or female. Cock as in bird or male genatalia.
The farmer snuggled in bed at night with his favorite cock.
Cock Smuggler by Nipple Raider January 13, 2004