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Cock shed theory 

Cock shed theory

my theory is that the cock and balls are a second type of skin second to the skin we normally have which is more delicate so that we can feel pleasure during sexual intercourse (which is why fondling with balls during oral is a known move since the balls are more delicate than the cock) so when shampoo or body wash is used aggressively on the cock and ball skin it starts to become swollen. It becomes swollen because it is an unsafe substance when used in large amounts on a delicate part of the body. After that the cock and balls can't take it anymore and try to make new skin. Which is why my dick was molting during the hot Sudanese summer of 2017.
You hear about Jeb? He said he tested out the Cock Shed Theory and it ended up happening to him too.
Cock shed theory by Dex Dex December 26, 2019

Cockshed 

A wonderful person, they're a little dumb sometimes but they're a cockshed none the least!
Person 1: heart emoji
Person 2: I'm sorry cockshed
Person 1: nonono
Person 2: I should be sorry
Person 1: I appreciate your kind words I will take cockshed in pride
Cockshed by Ebueush March 12, 2022

Cockshed 

Cock shed is another word for man cave. ( basically a room filled with guys)
guy1: dude what u want to do today?
Guy2: let's go hang out in the cockshed.
Cockshed by Horse tornado October 28, 2021

Cockshed 

Being a cockshed is getting a lot of dick up the ass(shed) aka a Slut
Person1: God Jimmy you're being such a cockshed lately

Jimmy: It's not my fault men love me
Cockshed by Hajiqutie October 31, 2021