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Cock mooch

A cock mooch is someone who mooches for the cock. They mooch around to get cocks, no matter what size, color, and cleanliness.
You are a cock mooch!
That girl is a cock mooch.
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Your a cock a mooch!
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Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.

Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.
Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.

Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.
by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006
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The unfortunate male who kissed his girlfriend after she sucked another guy's dick.
Did you hear about Mike? What a cocksmooch!
by countryboycansurvive March 24, 2009
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1. One who partakes in the act of smooching cock.

2. Term used to define someone sort of being a cocksucker.
"Damn Bob is being a real cocksmooch today, the way he sucks up to the boss."
by Beavis H Christ April 25, 2003
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(n) A term describing a person who behaves like a condescending prick.

(n) A brown-nose

(n) Someone who kisses ass with management

(n) A colleague of equal ranking who assigns himself a false sense of authority and importance.

(n) project manger - an incompetent fool who oversees projects beyond his scope of understanding, laying waste to an entire department, leaving chaos and anarchy in his wake.
I am so tired of that project manager's BS. He is such a cocksmooch.
by Fletcher Jenkins April 18, 2008
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is a person that is a stupid retard
hey cocksmooch knock it off!!
by jadada May 14, 2007
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