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Cock locking 

Taking advantage of access to another persons iPhone/iPad in private, generally without their knowledge/consent by filling their camera roll with pictures of large/unusual/grotesque cocks without needing to know their passcode.

A successful cock lock requires a second device to perform some strategic obscene google image searches while you access the victims camera from their lock screen (thank you Apple).
Ryan left his phone for like 10minutes and I filled his lowly 16GB storage with a brutal cock locking.
Cock locking by Gyroll March 18, 2016
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cock locking 

when multiple men are after one woman
hey man, no cock locking this ones mine
cock locking by jackson s. meadows February 13, 2005

Cock locking 

The act of locking a cock in a cage and torturing it.
She's a freak, she said she was into cock locking!
Cock locking by 8008580085 November 3, 2021

cock licking gyspy 

a gypsy who licks and sucks the male gentials
that cock licking gyspy sucked me good last night
cock licking gyspy by loworm1 July 10, 2011

cock licking

Sexual variation of cocksucking in where the cock is licked to orgasm. Usually carried out in the following manner when performing oral sex on the male: That the cock(head, shaft and even testicles) is licked by the tongue of the person performing the oral sex act. At no time is the cock actually taken into the mouth. Licking of the cock continues until the subject has an orgasm.
Janet is a cock licking bitch; she has never sucked a cock.

I'll give you the best cock licking you have ever had.

cock licking by Renown February 25, 2008

cock licking

my fucking penis is wet and juicy oo baby i feel pleasure
cock licking by yoyo chung July 7, 2003

Lint licking cock jockey 

The equivalent to a person (preferably a female) that bounces from guy to guy only for self accomplishment or maybe a dating competition.
Omgwowlolstaahp, she is such a lint licking cock jockey, someone needs to get her under control!
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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