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cock juggler 

n. 1. One who juggles male genetalia.
2. Someone who is a little whiny bitch, and won't shut the hell up.
Would you shut the hell up already? You fucking cock juggler!
cock juggler by rick james February 28, 2005

Cock juggler 

A Homosexual or someone who juggles male poultry
Jim: Hey Fred u see that queer on the news today
Fred: yeah dude jesus he looked like a total Cock juggler

Or

Hey look at that man juggling those roosters
Cock juggler by Shawtzy June 1, 2011

Cock Juggler 

A person who juggles cocks. Usually a Dad.
"Look Billy! Your father is a cock juggler! Are you not proud?!"

cock-juggler

A girl that travels from dick to dick and male to male.
Wow, she's such a cock-juggler, dude. We fucked last week, now she's stuck on Jimmy.
cock-juggler by NotebookLives April 19, 2011

Shit Faced Cock Juggler 

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.
Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

Irish cock juggler 

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.
In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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