The natural sensation of pure bliss at the sight of farm animals, especially malechickens.
"I went for a drive in Vermont the other day, and mannn, seeing the farm animals in the fields just gave me a natural high, a cock high if you will..."
When he or she is missing just enough teeth to slide your wiener in and not get bit.
I was kinda scared to get a blowie off of her until she smiled. I'm gonna ride that cock highway all the way across the country with no worries about the tooth drag.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).