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Grand Master Cock Dragon 

Not just a cock, but the Head of all Cocks and some assholes.

When it's not enough just to call someone a dick head.

When someone gets you so pissed off at them you can not logically think of a insult that fits them, then they become a Grand Master Cock Dragon.
Soup:Dude why do you keep jankin my kills?
Blackop: cause I guess I am a cock. I really don't give a damn man!
Soup: (Pissed off to no resolve) Fuck you you fuckin cock ass... You Fuckin fuck... Your uh... Uhh.... I don't know a Fuckin Grand Master Cock Dragon bastard!!!
Blackop:...... Thanks buddy.

Dragon Cock 

The Enourmouse cock of a dragon
Holy Shit Did you see that dragon Cock
Dragon Cock by Baby Jebus October 4, 2008

cock breathing dragon 

When a girl sucks a guys dick violently, vigorously and gags on every stroke, because she wants to fuck the guy but the guys not interested or is too hammered to fuck and just wants to sleep but the girl won't take no for an answer.

By Ryan Hillenbrand

Willmar, mn
Dude that troll i met at the bar lastnight, was a cock breathing dragon. She gave great head but freaked out when I wouldn't stick it in her!

Dragon Cock 

A very large, powerful penis. Can be used as a weapon against unsuspecting bad guys.
Dude hurry up! That guy has a dragon cock and he is coming to get us, we need to get out of here!
Dragon Cock by DC&TP February 8, 2010

Gigantic dragon cock 

A cock that is 24 inches long and has scales
He pulls down his pants and pulls up a gigantic dragon cockand began to fuck
Gigantic dragon cock by Jadelynna February 26, 2017

Dragon cock 

A picture of a man's penis tattooed and pierced to look like a dragon. Pictures saying "y hello thar, dragoncock" exist.
Have you seen the dragon cock? I can't believe someone got their dick tattooed to look like a dragon.
Dragon cock by fanglekai August 30, 2010
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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