cock yogurt 

One of the very imaginative ways of designating semen.

Although several older examples can be found on the internet in chat-rooms or forums, it's become more popular since an amusing picture of a defective neon sign was posted on several satirical websites.

The original neon sign read "Babcock Frozen Yogurt". Due to defective neons, it reads "Cock Yogurt" in a very clear, lit-up and hilarious manner.

"Kathy's a dear, but I think she's got an addiction. After her first serving, she kept yanking the dispenser for more cock yogurt."

"Don't you love to take a nice little asshole and fill it with cock yogurt?"

"Can't have real Boston pancakes without cock yogurt to top it off!"

"Rebbecca chocked on Steve's cock yogurt last night"

cock yogurt by Ulvain January 8, 2009

cock yogurt 

sperm; the liquid secreted by the male reproductive organs. Otherwise know as semen or jizz.

Peter:"So before I was done, I asked her if she was hungry, she siad yes so I gave her a mouth full of my cock yogurt.
Ben: "nice one dude"

cock yogurt by Peter Murray January 10, 2008

Cock Yogurt 

Another name for Semen.

"So the other night I pulled out on my wife and sent my cock yogurt all over her face."

Cock Yogurt by Ryan02005 January 12, 2008

Cock-yoghurt 

Noun: Semen

I was on my way into the peep-show booth, when I slipped over and landed face-first in a pool of cock-yoghurt.

They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.

Cock-yoghurt by Tommo February 24, 2004

Cock Yoghurt

The white stuff that comes out of a mans penis.

Cum

Deb: "So what happened last night?"

Jess: "I got Kens cock yoghurt stuck up my nose last night, i fell asleep so its all dry now, i thought i had white bogies"

Cock Yoghurt by Gemmarrrrrr October 17, 2008

cock yogert 

1. Cock yogert- The sperm that ejaculated from a man's penis.

1. Honey I love the taste of your cock yogert in my mouth.

2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.

cock yogert by Dirty ejaculations 101 January 13, 2018

Yoghurt-cock 

The term given to somones penus when it has had so much sperm coated over it that it actually begins to turn white and smell of fruits.

"Did you have intercourse with Eric?"
"No, he's got a well bad yoghurt-cock"

Yoghurt-cock by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007