Cock Vargas

1. A chump or buster who is so full of himself, trying to be the cock of the walk, while puffing himself up, who doesn't realize he's a sausage filled dream of an empty vessel. 2. A cock block to oneself. 3. One whose actions preach the ten commandments of how to repel tang.

That drunk bastard just walked around the bar 3 times. This cock vargas is too busy cock blocking himself, he couldn't punch his way out of a skid of soggy meat curtains.

Cock Vargas by Hennessy Jesus April 11, 2011