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1. A chump or buster who is so full of himself, trying to be the cock of the walk, while puffing himself up, who doesn't realize he's a sausage filled dream of an empty vessel. 2. A cock block to oneself. 3. One whose actions preach the ten commandments of how to repel tang.
That drunk bastard just walked around the bar 3 times. This cock vargas is too busy cock blocking himself, he couldn't punch his way out of a skid of soggy meat curtains.
by Hennessy Jesus March 24, 2011
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Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!
by Andikun November 06, 2007
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