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Cock Toss

A backyard game, originating in Central New York, where by a group of individuals, compete by hurling a plastic dildo, no less then 18 inches long and 2 inches wide. The competition is established by creating a fault line, and using a steady marker to measure the thrown distance, the distance is measured at which time the dong stops its forward motion and comes to rest. The forward most portion of the "tip" is used as the point at which to measure. The game is over when either all individuals have thrown the dong three times, or each player is to drunk to continue playing.
Dude, I totally won that cock tossing competition.
Wow, you really hurled that cock in the game yesterday.
Hey buddy, do you want to go to the yard and toss some cock.
by jpdiddy June 7, 2010
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Someone who acts or is a bit of a dickhead or a wanker.
"That idiot, he thinks he knows everything, what a toss cock."
by Ruby1 November 7, 2008
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Cock Tosser

The opposite of a cock blocker. Replaces "wing woman". Person who encourages hookups.
If you ever go out on the town and need a hook up take my best friend. She is the best cock tosser and can find you the hottest person in the room to go home with you.
by Weekend Cowgirl June 2, 2015
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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019
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Cocktoss

Someone who is completely devoid of any and all common decency, or manners, and doesn't acknowledge any wrong doing on their part.

Someone who acts in an idiotic/rude manner.
Did you see that? That cocktoss just ran a red light and almost hit me!
by FBC82 April 16, 2019
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Cocktosser

A guy known for tossing his cock at every piece of pussy that walks through the door. Usually riddled with STD's, Cocktossers get laid so often that they will eventually turn gay or start raping sea animals.
Tommy's such a cocktosser, I called dibs on that asian chick that he's currently fucking in the bathroom.
by milflips December 9, 2010
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