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Cock Sneeze 

Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation
John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."

Adam- "What's wrong with you?"
Cock Sneeze by Tikkito November 5, 2009

Cock sneeze 

a, an adjective to describe a man who is a bit of a dick. The kinda guy who you want to slap good looking but it would take too much time. He is a cock sneeze.
Julie "John your such a cock sneeze!"

John "yeah Julie i know..."

Cock sneeze 

A phrase used to describe a complete fucking dickhead
Peter was an absolute cock sneeze of a man his wife divorced him

Cock Sneeze 

when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.
eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!
Cock Sneeze by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017

cock sneeze 

of or pertaining to an expulsion of air through the penis. WARNING: May cause pain with possible scarring.
"You cock sneeze!"
cock sneeze by Billy Bob December 12, 2002

Cock Sneeze 

Evaluation of dickbreathe; Breathalyzer for sucking dick.
Becky: Baby, I swear I didn't suck his dick ;~;
Tyrone: Are you willing to take a Cock Sneeze?