cock pushup

It's when you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground.

In anticipation of becoming more popular with the ladies -- and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies -- I've been doing cock pushups.

by Edward fromTuskeegee or something September 11, 2006

cock pushup

to lift yourself off the ground... using only your boner

KG:Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock pushup.
JB: What's a cock pushup?
KG: What's a cock pushup? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner

by NBaker January 17, 2008

cock pushup

To levitate from ones boner.

Lee can lift off of the ground from his cock pushup.

One will do.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 7, 2003

Cock Pushup

It's when you fuckin lay down, on the ground. And you let your boner lift you up of the floor.

Jack black does cock pushups all the time, while Kyle Gass don't belive him!

by rull0r October 17, 2008

cock push-up

when you lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

guy 1: wtf? get your lazy ass off the floor!
guy 2: i'm doing cock push-ups! give me a second and turn the porn back on!

by KaylinOWNSYOU March 28, 2007

cock pushups

Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.

Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups

by ActionDan February 11, 2007

cock push up

where you lay flat on your chest on the ground, enjoy yourself and allow yourself to enlarge your penis. Then you pick yourself up with your boner, much like a push up

alex: i did 400 cock push ups last weak
ted: you must be tired
alex: are you kidding me?! my cock can go on your hours

by nud ronoc January 31, 2005