Cock Off

Coigned by Bubba the Love Sponge: When two males that cannot settle an argument or dispute in any other civilized fashion resort to measuring their genitals to determine a winner. The standard form is to lay your junk on a table about yea high while your opponent does the same from the opposite side. The match is immediately forfeit if you attempt to touch your opponent while he is in this position.

Bubba and Ronny had an dispute that they couldn't settle. Bubba challenged Ronny to a cock off. When they measured their cocks, it was determined tht Bubba's cock was longer....He was then named the winner of the cock off and the argument. ...and there was much rejoicing

Cock Off by lumberjim December 31, 2007

cock off

Functions in the same way as 'fuck off' or some other expletive which expresses disdain at another or a desire for them to leave/stop talking/stop messing around.

Colin: "You know, Nadine, some people think that buildings like my garden shed are actually rather attractive."

Nadine : "Cock off, Colin."

cock off by tempster May 28, 2007

cock off

An alternative to the ubiquitously fuck off to imply unwanted company.

"Cock the cock off you ass raping donkey shit eater" - JP Williams 2005

cock off by RickyP June 24, 2005

cock off

Repeated attempts by two or more males to prove which one is bigger or better than the other in any given way. This can be anything from terse email arguments to a refusal to get of a gym exercise bike until the person next to you has.

Hey Buster, did you see that email cock off between Russell and Ken... man Russell missed all the points completely, he really is a one incher.

cock off by Hoo Rider August 8, 2005

Cock off

When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and you call off work even though pani ewa already gave you the 9 point warning.

Im going to a car show tommorow so im going to "cock off".

Cock off by Disgruntled airport employee March 10, 2019

Cock Off

'Cock Off' is the more offensive term for GO AWAY but less offensive than the more commonly used F word. The terms coined by a Mr J Rich for use on the popular social media platform Facebook is commonly used by outdoor workers such as tree surgeons.

The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do.

I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'

The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do

I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'

Cock Off by thetruthsayer February 18, 2020

Cock off

When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and pani ewa already gave you the 9 point letter but you still call off because you hate prospect.

Im going to "cock off" tommorow because im going to a car show

Cock off by Disgruntled airport employee March 10, 2019