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cock neck 

Similar to a woman showing her cleavage, the man drops his pants till the start of the shaft(neck) is exposed. It is meant to lure the opposite sex in.
I was out at a Bar and this women was starring at my crotch, she said "your pants are down," I said "Just showing off some Cock Neck, you like what you see?"
cock neck by CB1976 March 2, 2007
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Cock Neck 

Holding your head back so your Adams apple shows and saying nothing, a sign of disapproval for another person, the ultimate diss.
Dang you jus got cock necked.
Cock Neck by Charlton Hawkins April 6, 2006

Cock Neck 

A condition that occurs after giving to many blow jobs...
I had fun last night at the party, but I think I have cock neck.

Cock-Necklace 

An item of jewelry commonly worn around the neck or held in the hand. It would usually consist of a piece of string, slim rope of sometimes wire with a span large enough to encircle the back and leave considerable room for comfort.

It would then be laden with severed penises (also known as dicks, cocks, savage schlongs, bellends or otherwise), leading to the name cock-necklace. These “cocks” would usually be equally spaced along the necklace which would display an artistic penis placement by the creator. They originated from Viking times when Norse tribes would raid monk settlement, severing their genitals before applying them to items of clothing and jewelry such as cloaks, boots and, of course, the infamous necklace.
Norseman 1: Is that...a cock-necklace?
Norseman’s wife: Yes.
Norseman 1: If I had one that size I’d faint! The rush of blood to something that size would knock any man out!

Norseman’s wife: This one is only 3 inches long.
Cock-Necklace by Edward of All Men December 11, 2020

cockneck 

An insult to a person who's neck resembles a penis; The neck is generally of a man, thick in stature and having prominent well pronounced viens. The best example is when this type of neck is cleanly shaven and is met with a thick wall of chest hair.
Did you see the game on the weekend ? That new player has the best cockneck I have ever seen, you could set your watch to it.
cockneck by Cock Neck July 24, 2012

cockneck 

A giant toolsack. Utterly worthless in every conceivable way. Wilford Brimley shows such disdain for these people that he kills them on sight with his bare hands. The complete opposite of Theron.
That cockneck cried while watching Titanic.

Wow if John were anymore of a cockneck he'd be wearing Crocs.

cockneck by Theronkillshobos. June 29, 2008

cockneck 

Someone who has a neck that looks like a wang.
You got a cockneck.
cockneck by Jabobo March 21, 2004
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