Cock Muppet

A complete idiot

That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.

Cock Muppet by Paul Starr August 3, 2009

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cockpuppet

one who rides the cock.

tony blair is george bush's cockpuppet.

cockpuppet by shoebomb November 12, 2003

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Cockpuppet

A person who is the sexual plaything for a man. Typically a young, nubile, naive girl.

"He's 42; she's 18. She's totally his cockpuppet."

"He played her like his little cockpuppet!"

Cockpuppet by Fozter June 2, 2009

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