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Cock Mungler 

A cock mungler is a real jackass.
To mungle someones cock is to do something that just destroys them, like in a game.
To get your cock mungled would be to get destroyed, like in a game.
You may have to use various objects to mungle somones cock.
Like a gold fish, a packet of crayons a bucket of vasiline and a zippo lighter.
A true cock mungler can mungle someones cock with his barehands.

Dude I think that guy just mungled my cock!
Wow that guy is a total cock mungler.
Man I just mungled that guys cock.
Cock Mungler by Funny Joe. December 5, 2007

cock mingler 

One who mingles with various types of cocks.
Adam Bowen is a cock mingler.

cock mangler 

A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.
"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."
cock mangler by matt in the hat October 22, 2003

Cock Mongler

A 4chan Meme, a Picture of a guy with a disturbing grin on his face. labled as cock mongler.
"I'll Suck Your Cock!!!"
Cock Mongler by Legato Grey January 5, 2005

cock munger 

a male or female that craves cock in any hole of their body.
hey grandpa come and watch this porno,this bitch is a cock munger!
cock munger by trezzin September 25, 2006

Cock Munger 

Someone that longs for cock (penis). The cock munger can be either male or female.
Damn he/she is a fucking cock munger.
Cock Munger by Raven January 23, 2004
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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