Cock Lady 

A portly, elderly woman of Eastern European descent. Due to her strong accent will mispronounce Coke, with Cock. Prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. Always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. Often sighted at McDonalds, Sobeys, and Tim Hortons.

"Hi there, how can I help you?"

"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."

"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"

"I need a large cock."

Cock Lady by mcbitty boppers July 18, 2009

Lady cock 

male genetialia, on a transvestite

I slept with a tranny last night, but it's not gay because she has a lady cock and huge tits.

Lady cock by Straightshooter July 21, 2016

lady of cock 

A slur who is upsessed with penis up to the point where they would date a fifty-year-old nigga to get some.

Sometimes they try and substitute penises for hot dog or a finger when they got no bar or dill does but it just won't satisfy.

This person will be constantly thinking about cocks and even draw them everywhere suck as test papers or text messages. These people are usually wemon or gay.

This can also be used as an insult when someone has no other way of losing virginity and becoming a savage.

YOU ARE A LADY OF COCK!!!

lady of cock by Wenishole January 7, 2017