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Social Media Cock Hoarder 

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve

cock horder 

A woman who has only guys for friends.
My ex has no female friends. She's a real cock horder.
cock horder by nocturnal reclusive October 28, 2014

ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot 

Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

cockhoarder 

1. An individual who has an insatiable urge to be surrounded and/or filled by cocks.

2. A girl who in effect plays the role reversal game of trying to get any many cocks as possible.
Hey Todd, do you know that this area of Belguim is famous for cockhoarding?

That girl is the biggest cockhoarder we know, she is more like one of the guys, except that she gets laid all the time.

I see you cockhoarder!
cockhoarder by nolabexar August 29, 2009
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019