Cock Crocs

When you put a condom on and it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen.

I was about to buy the new Trojan Ecstasy Condoms, but then I remembered when they looked like total Cock Crocs.

by jigganut March 7, 2015

crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Croc cock

When a penis has a hard or scale like skin that looks like a crocodile

“Omg you have croc cock?!

“Is that a croc cock?

I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock

The condom looked like croc cock

Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?

by Eatmyasslikeatranny July 30, 2019

croc cock

A really big dick.

"I heard Tiny Tim has a small penis." "No way dude, he's got a Croc Cock"

by true2lifetenor1 September 20, 2013

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"

by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022