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crocked cock 

A penis that is drunk!
Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.
crocked cock by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Croc cock 

When a penis has a hard or scale like skin that looks like a crocodile
Omg you have croc cock?!

“Is that a croc cock?

I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock

The condom looked like croc cock

Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?

croc cock 

A really big dick.
"I heard Tiny Tim has a small penis." "No way dude, he's got a Croc Cock"
croc cock by true2lifetenor1 September 20, 2013

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently
Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"
Crocheting Cock by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019

Betty Crocker cock blocker 

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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