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crocked cock 

A penis that is drunk!
Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.
crocked cock by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Croc cock 

When a penis has a hard or scale like skin that looks like a crocodile
“Omg you have croc cock?!

“Is that a croc cock?

I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock

The condom looked like croc cock

Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?

croc cock 

"I heard Tiny Tim has a small penis." "No way dude, he's got a Croc Cock"
croc cock by true2lifetenor1 September 20, 2013

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently
Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"
Crocheting Cock by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019

Betty Crocker cock blocker 

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026