Cock Beer

Trey Parkers term of an old fag that doesnt know shit about clit

Of course we graduated Cock Beer?

by Buttergoat December 31, 2004

cocking a beer

Striking your beer bottle straight down on someone else's beer bottle such that the concussive force causes the other's beer to erupt like a foamy volcano. A common grundy to play on a lightweight by feigning to cheers them. The word cock is an onomatopoeia for the sound of the collision.

Example of cocking a beer:
Jaime: Dude, that guy Cam is trying to pimp Tammy and he's totally a lightweight.
Robert: Yeah dude, you should go cock his beer.
Jaime: Hell ya dude.

by i1abnrk August 30, 2011

beer cock

The term used to define a long lasting male sexual performance after a full night of drinking.

Jane complained that her jaw hurt after giving head to Dan for over an hour to which Dan replied, "bitch I can't help it, I got a mad case of the beer cock."

by Omar the Piledriver March 14, 2009