Cock Balloon
Cock Balloon by Tits McGee O'Piggly Pee December 16, 2008
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Cock Balloons are like condoms, but cooler. They bring joy and stop icky-ness, like Obama, only not so religious. Often used as a hip way to encourage safe sex.
Changing holes? Think Cock-Balloons.
Don't dirty the pie! Use Cock-Balloons.
Overseas? Think Cock-Balloons.
Don't dirty the pie! Use Cock-Balloons.
Overseas? Think Cock-Balloons.
Cock-Balloon by www.cock-balloons.com July 30, 2011
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After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands
Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?
Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.
Jane: Im breaking up with you.
Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.
Jane: Im breaking up with you.
cock sock water balloon by SGT. Birdfeeder January 1, 2012
cock baloon
n; whilst engaging in foreplay, the state of the male penis when it is fully prepared for penetration. Symptoms of this state are usually big, red/purple, throbbing, uncontrollable penises.
cock baloon by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 15, 2005
cockballoon
A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.
"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"
cockballoon by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013
Cockballoon
The pocket of air that can form over the tip of your penis when you do not put on your condom correctly. A cockballoon can break easily and make wearing a condom pointless.
Sam: How’d she get pregnant?
Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!
Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!
Cockballoon by XRKelly June 24, 2018
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.