Cock Ages 

Having not seen something/someone for such a length of time that it can only me measured in ages of cock.

Guy 1: "Hey Bro, you remember California Games for NES? I have it. "

Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I haven't played that game in cock ages.

Cock Ages by the realness February 25, 2013

Cock of Ages 

A cock that has journeyed into every pussy of its time. A cock so massive and enormous that it will be spoken of throughout the centuries, and songs of its glories will be sung for thousands of years.

He scored with Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, AND Paris Hilton at the same time? Truly, gentlemen, this man possesses the Cock of Ages.

Cock of Ages by RySenkari December 10, 2006