When walking, especially in heels, over cobbles or those bumpy slabs by pedestrian crossings and your foot gives way resulting in a shameful wobble and often a sore knee or ankle.
Did you see that stupid cow over there trying to strut her stuff and then nearly fall down?!
Don't be so harsh everyone has a cobble wobble now & again
Someone who often finds themselves prehaps drunk or in high heals or both on a cobbled street. This will lead them to walk and stumble in a really dramatic fashion which will be amusing for the neighbours to watch.
Nosie Neighbour: (Looking out window see local hussie in 10 inches stelitoes) "Here mavies come here to ya see the set of this Cobblywobbler" (Mavies dashes to the window and upon drawing back the curtain wets herself with laughter and says) "Paddy she a Right COBBLYWOBBLER in them boots state of her"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)